Hello Beautiful people.
So, my brain has been on some sort of Hiatus for quite a while… every time I put my pen to paper or try to type something, it’s all banality. I’ve missed a lot of opportunities to write articles in some school magazines because of this. So I thought to try something to wake up my dear brain up…
And this is where you come in handy, where, you help poor ol’ me.
It’s a challenge… You give me any title to write on, no matter how random, I have to write on it.
I’ve gotten a couple already…
Yesterday, @sisi_Ope challenged me to write on “What CU (Covenant University) has taught me”. You see I don’t exactly like to write about my school.. but since I’ve been challenged.. O well
I put the question(What has CU taught you?) out there to my awesome followers on twitter.. (That reminds me, Follow me ^_^ –> @ObaFuntAy) I got some remarkable replies as you’ll see below.
PROLOGUE
How it all started…
So I put the question out:
so apparently, our parents haven’t wasted money, I mean see, we’ve been learning a lot from school…
and some people had just learned too much to say….
others still had these to say….
…and for those that go home every weekend, here is what they learnt: 
What’s wrong with this tweet: 
Found out yet? …
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For me, CU taught me one major thing amongst others…
Know your school’s anthem, you could be asked to sing it during your Project defense. No jokes! I was asked to do this, after the first line, I started humming. x_x
To be honest, my school is a fun place to be… I mean see all the fun things we’ve learned. ^_^
Make use of the comment box! Challenge me, any title!! and tell us –> What CU has taught you???!!!
Enjoy.
obafuntay 
This is one very hilarious post!!..I laughed all the way!!.. (Y)
And also about your hiatus its needed once in a while it gives room for improvement for the most part and clarity!.. been on one too and its been awesome!.. 🙂
Thank you Abisola.
LMAO….. I didn’t see anything on white buses…CU taught me that a white bus means trouble, LOOOOL
LOL. Bus 5 the bloody Terror.
Funto has done it again!!!!! Creativity and bringing people together to share ideas and experiences….nice one! Keep it up!!!!
Far too kind! Thank you Ade.
Lol,funny stuff
Nice, some hilarious tweets tho… Buh we 4got some, CU has tot us 2 fear men in suits, headlights at night & hiding our fones even wen we r at home
haha… true.
so true!
CU has taught me patience…der is nofn u can do 2 me..hw bad cud it b..ts bn done alredi..funto…ds is brilliant…:D
Thank you Nimi… I totally agree with you. I doubt anything can get to me again.
rotflmao!! its all funny and really true!
^_^
Loooool!!!!! This post! 😃 c.u tho… (˘̩̩̩.˘̩̩̩ƪ)
hehe… I know. Cu tho.
Bro, ur skool anthen in between project defense……..I’m sure shit got real right there….lmaoooooo
LOOL! I tell you! Shhh got real right there!
C.U taught me that a kettle can do anything
Too True!
Nyc 1 bro
Loooooooooool!! sooo funny. Singing your anthem during defense is just epic!
LOL! Now, yes, EPIC! Then, haha… most embarrassing 2minutes of my Life I tell you. haha. Thanks for reading Lolade.
Funny stuff…. Thanks for the project defence heads up, imma learn the skul anthem ASAP cos I dnt know it!!… All in all, Good post!!!!
Hilarious! This is the first time I’m visiting your blog & I must say,you are really good at wat you do,keep it Up!
Thank you. Stop again soon.
Nice one FUNTO
C.U thought me that those who STAB are much more secure than those who go for General Assemblies…Imagine how that guy who papa woke up during TTG would have felt if he was expelled —“mehn I was so tired from last night I sholud have just stayed in my room” 🙂 Thank God for him though we’re all graduating in 5 days
haha… I totally agree with you!
5 more days it is! 5 day! We do this #June29
Rotflol! Y’all are one hilarious bunch. It’s all cool stuff though.
I enjoyed the read.
And you were asked to sing the anthem during your project defense?? That’s deep.
I didnt attend covenant but I can say that I learned the hard way that you can’t have a long distance relationship with someone in CU.
As for something to write about; how about life as a graduate?
Aww.. sorry. That’s one sucky lesson…
Deep! I tell you. Every shred of confidence left me immediately.
Thank you for reading, I’ll certainly work on that.
Haaaa! Loooooool! I swear! Everything complete diee!
Yh yh! CU taught me that every General Assembly should be regarded as a solemn one
Nice Post G!!!
#speechless……..funto nice one tho.nd congratulations:*:*
gen assmbly means, we nid seat fillers and u’ll do jst nicely
Oh my! How I love this comment! (Y)
U already know what i think….*thumbs up*
Lol i still agree wiv u jor na Circular :-). Lovely post keep doing dis and u might make me want to write one lol. Ciao.
Kene O! Na secular joor
CU has taught me dat errbody is above da students and explaining ur self is always gross insubordination
LMAO… Dis is so funny. I laughed all through. You also learn to be d best indomie cook.
Lmfao. All Well Said.
CU Has Taught Me That Neither Honesty Nor Dishonesty Is The Best Policy, Sprinting Is.
Dude for real they asked you to sing the anthem???? Lmaoooooooo happy convo btwn
I finished from C.U last year, and a year later, i still find it hard to put my ringtone on.
C.U taught me never to collect water from boysss…. It might just be vodka..
Eh ehn!! See them! So you had your phone in school abi? Ku se! :p
Lol. Your lesson learnt, through Experience?
madt….9ce 1 funto
Lmaoooo!! Dunno wah 2 say rara! Nd dat circular stuff eh. . .chai! Hw cud u?? Lolz! CU appears to be a gud place to learn issues of life tho. . . And OMG, ur skul anthem?? Oh mehhhhn,sure u’d av felt lyk disappearin der n den…nice n hillarious one,funto! 😀
Mehn, u peeps really learnt a lot o. LMAO!!!!!!!
lol very hilarious and all well said……nyc one and keep it up (Y) …..congrats.
Okay,this is quite hilarious… As a graduate of Babcock university where its like we are in prison, we ddnt face this much trouble.. Imagine if you guys ddnt wear trouser 4 gals, u don’t eat meat, can only use kettle 4 water.. Allowed to go home once a month etc.. But you guys tried sha.. Congrats on ur grad.. Hope to be there..
LOOL. But honestly, I have problem picking which school got the worse rules… Yours or Mine?
Thanks for reading man!
Bless!
Coupled with the fact that you guys are treated like kids.. Imagine telling final year students of a university to kneel for whatever reasons.. Congrats on your freedom again
Didn’t school in CU, but in a simillar environment(MAU)… They taught ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ how to perfect the art and science of DECIET…
Didn’t school @ CU, but in a similar environment. (MAU)… They taught ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ how to perfect the art and science of DECIET.. To Bad I’m not enjoyn it much, now dat I’m in the real world.
very very funny….#whatcuhastaughtme if they dnt knw ur name …dnt stop
ROFLMAO!
Even though I graduated in 2010, I still quicken my steps every time i hear “HELLOOO”
Wow….well, this is one link I decided to open and it sure made me laff….. CU for life baby… I’m proud of my skl and rili I did learn everything everyone above learnt.
Graduated Last Friday…. I’m still proud.
korede and funto…you guys know dis…
Funto !!!! u jst cracked me up 😀 Cicular !!!
Hmm can’t even start listing wat CU as tot me
Buh 4 d anthem I luv it so i guess i know it ….uhhhh do i?
ahhh, wow!
Craaay one maine…. C.U also taught me that Fake lives really exist
hsha…i love dis….
Fun to still balling tho!!! Gud one awesome Kip it up and c u atd top!!!
Hmmmmm @Obafuntay nice 1 bro CU taught me a lot, how to climb roofs jsut to smoke weed CU also made me Secretive becos u cant even trust ur roommate and how to live without fear i kissed fear in CU shiiiiiittttttt
LMAO